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School of Seven Bells Tour Dates

February 6 - Wellesley, MA @ Wellesely College
February 7 - Princeton, NJ @ Terrace F. Club
February 11 - Minneapolis, MN @ 7th St Entry
February 12 - Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge
February 13 - Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick
February 14 - Alfred, NY @ Alfred University Knight Club
February 15 - Boston, MA @ The Paradise
February 18 -Philadelphia, PA @ The Trocadero
February 19 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

Ben Folds Tour Dates

February 11 - Princeton, NJ @ McCarter Theatre
February 12 - Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live!
February 14 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
February 16 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Club Zoo
February 17 - Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
February 18 - Ann Arbor, MI @ Michigan Theatre
February 19 - Cincinnati, OH @ Xavier University
February 21 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
February 22 - Knoxville, TN @ Valarium
February 23 - Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel
February 25 - Durham, NC @ Durham PAC
February 26 - Charleston, SC @ North Charleston PAC
February 27 - Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle

March 1 - Charlotte, NC @ Ovens Auditorium

Glasvegas Tour Dates

March 23 - New Orleans, LA @ The Parish
March 24 - Atlanta, GA @ The Loft
March 25 - Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle
March 26 - Toronto, ON @ Black Cat
March 27 - West Chester, PA @ The Note
March 28 - Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg
March 30 - New York, NY @ Webster Hall
March 31 - Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club
April 2 - Montreal, QC @ La Tulipe
April 3 - Toronto, ON @ Mod Club
April 4 - Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick
April 6 - Chicago, IL @ The Bottom Lounge
April 7 - Minneapolis, MN @ Varsity Theater
April 9 - Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theater
April 10 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Avalon Theater
April 12 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
April 13 - Seattle, WA @ Neumos
April 14 - Portland, OR @ Wonder Ballroom
April 16 - San Francisco, CA @ Great American Music Hall

Iron Maiden: Flight 666

Iron Maiden’s Somewhere Back In Time World Tour will be the subject of the upcoming documentary Iron Maiden: Flight 666. The film will follow the metal gods as they travel around the world aboard their custom-made Boeing 757 “Ed Force One” and the “hysteria” that greeted the band at every stop. The film will hit theaters on April 21st.

Myles Kennedy Confirmed He Would Not Be Working With Page And Jones

Echoing Jimmy Page’s manager, Alter Bridge singer Myles Kennedy confirmed he would not be replacing Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant but said he was “very grateful” for the opportunity: “Alter Bridge will go on, and that’s that. [The audition was] surreal.” Surely others are “very grateful” this prevents Creed from reuniting.

Don't Say This To A Cop

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary!

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

New Martha Stewart Recipe A Message To Enemies

Coca-Cola Scholarship Just 15 Cases of Coke

Area Man Not For The Squeamish

Lamb of God Tour Dates

April 2 – Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theater
April 3 – Los Angeles, CA @ Palladium
April 4 – San Jose, CA @ Events Center
April 5 – Fresno, CA @ Crest Theater
April 7 – Seattle, WA @ Paramount
April 8 – Vancouver, BC @ UBC Thunderbird Arena
April 10 – Edmonton, AB @ Shaw Conference Center
April 11 – Calgary, AB @ The Coral
April 12 – Saskatoon, SK @ Praireeland
April 13 – Winnipeg, MB @ Convention Centre
April 14 – Thunder Bay, ON @ City Auditorium
April 16 – Toronto, ON @ Ricoh Coliseum
April 17 – Montreal, QC @ Cepsum
April 18 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium
April 19 – Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
April 21 – Columbus, OH @ LC Pavillion
April 22 – Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
April 23 – Lafayette, LA @ Blackham Coliseum
April 24 – Houston, TX @ Verizon Theatre
April 25 – Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete St. Ampthitheatre
April 26 – Dallas, TX @ Palladium Ballroom
April 28 – Denver, CO @ Fillmore
April 29 – Kansas City, KS @ Uptown Theater
April 30 – St. Paul, MN @ Myth

May 1 – Chicago, IL @ Congress Theater
May 2 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
May 3 – Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian
May 5 – Louisville, KY @ Expo Five
May 6 – Detroit, MI @ Fillmore Theater
May 8 – New York, NY @ Roseland Ballroom
May 9 – Asbury Park, NJ @ Convention Center
May 11 – Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live
May 12 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues
May 13 – Albany, NY @ Washington St. Armory
May 15 – Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues