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RATPage Entertainment Blog http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/blog/2 Music, Movies, Humor, Games and More ratpage 2012-02-09T01:26:29Z School of Seven Bells Tour Dates http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/387 February 6 - Wellesley, MA @ Wellesely College February 7 - Princeton, NJ @ Terrace F. Club February 11 - Minneapolis, MN @ 7th St Entry February 12 - Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge February 13 - Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick February 14 - Alfred, NY @ Alfred University Knight Club February 15 - Boston, MA @ The Paradise February 18 -Philadelphia, PA @ The Trocadero February 19 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club Music 2009-02-02T00:28:46Z ratpage Ben Folds Tour Dates http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/386 February 11 - Princeton, NJ @ McCarter Theatre February 12 - Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live! February 14 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory February 16 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Club Zoo February 17 - Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus February 18 - Ann Arbor, MI @ Michigan Theatre February 19 - Cincinnati, OH @ Xavier University February 21 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion February 22 - Knoxville, TN @ Valarium February 23 - Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel February 25 - Durham, NC @ Durham PAC February 26 - Charleston, SC @ North Charleston PAC February 27 - Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle March 1 - Charlotte, NC @ Ovens Auditorium Music 2009-02-02T00:26:11Z ratpage Glasvegas Tour Dates http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/385 March 23 - New Orleans, LA @ The Parish March 24 - Atlanta, GA @ The Loft March 25 - Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle March 26 - Toronto, ON @ Black Cat March 27 - West Chester, PA @ The Note March 28 - Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg March 30 - New York, NY @ Webster Hall March 31 - Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club April 2 - Montreal, QC @ La Tulipe April 3 - Toronto, ON @ Mod Club April 4 - Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick April 6 - Chicago, IL @ The Bottom Lounge April 7 - Minneapolis, MN @ Varsity Theater April 9 - Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theater April 10 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Avalon Theater April 12 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom April 13 - Seattle, WA @ Neumos April 14 - Portland, OR @ Wonder Ballroom April 16 - San Francisco, CA @ Great American Music Hall Music 2009-02-02T00:20:50Z ratpage Iron Maiden: Flight 666 http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/383 Iron Maiden’s Somewhere Back In Time World Tour will be the subject of the upcoming documentary Iron Maiden: Flight 666. The film will follow the metal gods as they travel around the world aboard their custom-made Boeing 757 “Ed Force One” and the “hysteria” that greeted the band at every stop. The film will hit theaters on April 21st. Music 2009-02-02T00:15:09Z ratpage Myles Kennedy Confirmed He Would Not Be Working With Page And Jones http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/382 Echoing Jimmy Page’s manager, Alter Bridge singer Myles Kennedy confirmed he would not be replacing Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant but said he was “<a href="http://www.nme.com/news/led-zeppelin/42211" target="_blank">very grateful</a>” for the opportunity: “Alter Bridge will go on, and that’s that. [The audition was] surreal.” Surely others are “very grateful” this prevents Creed from reuniting. Music 2009-02-02T00:11:27Z ratpage Don't Say This To A Cop http://www.mypagebytes.net/blogs/post/2/381 The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary! 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me. 4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist. 3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. 1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? 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Calgary, AB @ The Coral April 12 – Saskatoon, SK @ Praireeland April 13 – Winnipeg, MB @ Convention Centre April 14 – Thunder Bay, ON @ City Auditorium April 16 – Toronto, ON @ Ricoh Coliseum April 17 – Montreal, QC @ Cepsum April 18 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium April 19 – Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory April 21 – Columbus, OH @ LC Pavillion April 22 – Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle April 23 – Lafayette, LA @ Blackham Coliseum April 24 – Houston, TX @ Verizon Theatre April 25 – Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete St. Ampthitheatre April 26 – Dallas, TX @ Palladium Ballroom April 28 – Denver, CO @ Fillmore April 29 – Kansas City, KS @ Uptown Theater April 30 – St. Paul, MN @ Myth May 1 – Chicago, IL @ Congress Theater May 2 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant May 3 – Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian May 5 – Louisville, KY @ Expo Five May 6 – Detroit, MI @ Fillmore Theater May 8 – New York, NY @ Roseland Ballroom May 9 – Asbury Park, NJ @ Convention Center May 11 – Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live May 12 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues May 13 – Albany, NY @ Washington St. Armory May 15 – Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues Music 2009-02-01T00:00:36Z ratpage